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50 Birthday Quotes for Him Turning 30
It’s exactly 11:43 PM on a rainy Thursday, and I’m sprawled out on my living room floor. The ceiling fan is clicking rhythmically, a sound I usually hate, but tonight…
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You’re officially at the age where a ‘wild…
You’re officially at the age where a ‘wild night’ means staying up past midnight to finish a Netflix series
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Your 30s are a time when you can…
Your 30s are a time when you can be a little more honest with yourself about what you want. – Chris Evans
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Thirty is just twenty with ten years of…
Thirty is just twenty with ten years of experience and a lot more back pain
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Welcome to the decade where you start unironically…
Welcome to the decade where you start unironically enjoying grocery shopping and high-quality socks
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Happy 30th! May your hairline stay exactly where…
Happy 30th! May your hairline stay exactly where it is for at least another five years.
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Thirty! When you’re old enough to know better…
Thirty! When you’re old enough to know better but still young enough to do it anyway just with a better lawyer
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A man at thirty is like a well-read…
A man at thirty is like a well-read book the cover might have a few creases, but the story is getting really good.
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Being thirty means your parents stop asking ‘Who…
Being thirty means your parents stop asking ‘Who are you dating?’ and start asking ‘Have you checked your cholesterol?
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Everything I know I learned after I was…
Everything I know I learned after I was thirty. – Georges Clemenceau