Funny

I followed my heart. It led me to the kitchen. We don’t talk about what happened next.

People fall in Love, I fall in problems.

Stay Foolish to Stay Sane.

I am not lazy. I am just on energy-saving mode.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

My brain has too many tabs open.. and one of them is playing music.

My hobbies include overthinking and pretending I’m fine.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.

I started the day with big plans… then Wi-Fi said ‘not today.